Bra Demotivational Poster
ARGUING ON THE INTERNET -
Kiddie Creativity -
DON'T BE SAD... - Somewhere in a poor South American village, a shipment of "Patriots Superbowl XLVI Champions!" hats and T-shirts are about to arrive
DO - One Brave Thing A day... Then Run Like Hell
Hump Day -
THE SPIDER AND ME - Cranky's bravest hour
SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.
STAGES OF LOVE - Love eats your brains long before you become a zombie ...
ZOMBIE LIBRARIAN - Better undead than unread.
Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -
GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -
I N S A N I T Y - Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
The library -
DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...
AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked
OF COURSE YOU CAN BRING YOUR SOCK MONKEY -
PHYSICS - It's like Math, if a year's worth of learning was shotgunned at your face. Every Class
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
TOM BRADY - They keep calling me a "PRETTY BOY".... Do YOU think I'm "PRETTY"?
ABRAHAM LINCOLN RIDING A BEAR WITH A MACHINE GUN - Your argument is invalid.
Brain Enema -
A SQUARED PLUS B SQUARED EQUALS C SQUARED -
Terrorist Cowards -
SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.
GOD COULDN'T STOP IRON CHARIOTS - He's gonna shit himself when he sees this coming
CATS - They're not man's best friend for a reason.
DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!
NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.
DON'T SHOOT!! - She's got a hostage!
IDEAS - The Bad Ones Can Be Oh-So-Deadly
L I B R A R I A N S - Even Better Than Google and Wikipedia
SOMETIMES LOVES SUCKS -
LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!
RECYCLE FAIL -
BRADY-ING - Before Tebowing there was this...
GEEK-GIRL PINUPS - Shonan the Librarian: Delinquent borrowers will be fed to the dragon.
AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...
MALE BRAIN - Men score an average of 4 to 5 points higher then women on intelligence tests. That's got to sting.
DON'T LET THEM TAKE IT AWAY -
KNOCK OFFS - Hellno Kitty!
BRACES - GOING ABROAD FOR CHEAP DENTAL TREATMENT ISN'T ALWAYS A WISE CHOICE
IT CAME UPON A MIDNIGHT CLEAR -
2 Girls No Cup -
BRAD & ANGELINA - Still collecting children like Pokemon.
JUST WAIT A MINUTE! -
COMPROMISE - When we split, we compromised. She got to keep the car. I kept the brakes.
US ARMY - "For thou hast been a shelter for me, and a strong tower from the enemy" Psalm 61:3
BRAWNDO - It has what plants crave.
"IT COULD BE WORSE" . . . - I WAS REPLACED BY A BATTERY OPERATED DEVISE! "PLEASE HELP"!
REMEMBRANCE DAY -
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -
18 Inches -
REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom
PURPLE HAZE - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...
ABRAHAM LINCOLN - Does not approve of your shenanigans
SO TELL ME -
ONE CHANCE -
INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY -
BRAAAAII-EH?!? - Monkey bread always fakes out zombies.
The Human Bot Fly -
AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.
WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton
BRAIN: THE MORE YOU USE IT, THE EMPTIER YOUR LIFE WILL BECOME -
TRASH METAL - This is TRASH METAL not THRASH METAL.
Zombie Cat -
DARE TO BE DIFFERENT - Find Your Own Path And Screw The Conformity Of the Crowd
WHY IS IT A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ? - Well, it's like this Big O. Chicks dig Pirates and Dudes love Ninjas. The choice really was a no-brainer.
TIME LINCOLN - No one will catch Time Lincoln!
IT'S HARD TO TELL - whether or not these people are celebrating or rioting.
BRAKES... - ... are not decorations.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. - You told the defense to move so he'd fall in the end-zone. Cool story, Bro.
MEN IN KILTS - Will kick your ass.
COMMON SENSE - This guy has none.
KEEP AN OPEN MIND - But not so open that your brain falls out...
TEACHERS - They Know Stuff Better Than You Do
HISTORY - Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. -Lincoln-
SOME BUSINESSES - have fringe-benefits, others have Minge-Benefits !!
THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - They often have many tastes. I like them best with vanilla frosting!
ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds
BLUE BEETLE & BOOSTER GOLD - Greatest duo in comics!
I N S A N I T Y -
I SEARCHED MY SOUL - for reasons to live, any excuse to stop me taking my .45 and kissing oblivion. I could think of only one... I really should take that library book back first.
FORBIDDEN LOVE - It was never meant to be
THE BRAVEST - Those Who Have The Clearest Vision of What is Before Them, Glory And Danger Alike, Yet Goes Out To Meet It Anyway ...
THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT THRU CHRISTMAS -
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