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Bra Demotivational Poster


ARGUING ON THE INTERNET -


TAGS: bra on teats on bull
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by AlanSmithee

TheTrashHeap - March 17, 2011, 10:11 pm
Not on the net it doesn't.
towercam - March 17, 2011, 5:37 pm
Here, we disagree. Argument has value. ***bs on a bull doesn't. People learn things through argument.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:05 pm
They're all Moooo posters....I'm just Amsome that way.
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
Alansmithee has the best Avatar ever!
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:19 pm

awesome...how long do i have to wait before i steal the pic for a mooootifake?
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 8:57 pm
That doesn't mean he hasn't though, and "could have" been a Moo+ poster? I thought it was. 5L
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:29 pm
I know Moo IRL pzy. And NO.
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:24 pm
would you really want to see moo+ in a bra?
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:06 pm
Would have made a great Moo+ poster, but still 5L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 8:04 pm
ROR! 5L


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


DON'T BE SAD... - Somewhere in a poor South American village, a shipment of "Patriots Superbowl XLVI Champions!" hats and T-shirts are about to arrive


TAGS: brady
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by joshlambrecht

almarpa - February 7, 2012, 5:48 am
At least in tha village people will have money to buy those T shirts, the opossite of USA
crankyhead - February 6, 2012, 9:33 am
LOL


DO - One Brave Thing A day... Then Run Like Hell


TAGS: brave
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by vlad9885

steve1961 - July 19, 2012, 11:55 pm
Actually, I noticed two other problems...1)A penguin is holding on to cymbals 2)Someone is taking a Motifake way too seriously.
vlad9885 - July 19, 2012, 9:11 pm
They're on vacation, notice the bag on the other one
Bolverk37782 - July 19, 2012, 8:25 pm
Just one problem- It's called Geography-Polar Bears, North Pole. Penguin, South Pole.
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 6:28 pm
Excellent.


Hump Day -




THE SPIDER AND ME - Cranky's bravest hour


TAGS: cranky spider brave
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - June 24, 2011, 3:55 am
You Don't Mess with the Crankyhead!
crankyhead - June 23, 2011, 7:20 pm
check your PM's =)
roboConan - June 23, 2011, 6:50 pm
I meant : "fun !", not "fun ?" (and sorry for the weird sentence I'm french)
roboConan - June 23, 2011, 6:48 pm
fun ? I would like to know where your avatar (the zen ninja otter thing) come from please ? a cartoon,a comics ? Thank you
Cloudchaser - June 23, 2011, 2:24 am
Good thing it wasn't n Camel Spider or an Australian Huntsman. Those things have health bars.
crankyhead - June 22, 2011, 7:45 pm
LOL!!!


SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




STAGES OF LOVE - Love eats your brains long before you become a zombie ...


TAGS: stages of love eats brains
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:51 pm
I LOVE this xD totes was not expecting the zombies!


ZOMBIE LIBRARIAN - Better undead than unread.




Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -


TAGS: sir richard branson drag tr***
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by RobertSpencer

david5300 - April 27, 2014, 11:25 am
Is that Sir Richard Branson?
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:53 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen...David Bowie.
Pauleboy - May 27, 2013, 6:57 pm
Sir Richard Branson on a night out?
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 1:07 am
Robert S, stop posting self pics. BTW eye shadow color is screaming non virgin, Mary.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:38 pm
I just puked. The mess didn't bother me, but the Starbucks employees are pi**ed.
Renza - May 13, 2013, 10:30 am
diaf... now I need to go cleanse my retinas with fire or some form of potent acid.


GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
Must....stop....giggling...
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
LOVE IT!
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


I N S A N I T Y - Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.


TAGS: pinky brain insanity einstein insane
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

CleverUserName - July 31, 2011, 10:07 pm
Including Gold. It works well, but could you imagine how much light bulbs would cost if they were filled with GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
corneredbadger - July 31, 2011, 9:54 pm
Edison didnt try the SAME thing over and over he tried thousands of different filaments to create the lightbulb
Bob85 - May 26, 2011, 12:34 pm
Genius and insanity are a fun mix.
CleverUserName - May 21, 2011, 10:00 pm
Oh, Edison was looney as a three dollar bill, but was also a genius, a fun combo!
smalltownguy - May 13, 2011, 7:11 pm
Counterpoint, so Edison was insane while trying to make the lightbulb?
440wakeup - May 13, 2011, 6:58 pm
If at first you don't succeed......
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:47 am
Nice pic and text combo, this is a win win.


The library -


TAGS: libraries kindle nook internet ebooks
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:47 pm
There used to be a librarian at my local library that was super beautiful. She wasn't just cute, she was bond girl h**!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
lol
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:24 pm
Who said we're not agreeing with you? That librarian IS awful cute.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 19, 2013, 12:13 am
Lol, no I wasn't serious :D I was going for sarcasm. I don't express it very well through the internet.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:13 pm
You can buy them secondhand, third-hand, or fourth-hand without paying full retail price, and if you ever have too many, you can actually sell them.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:12 pm
You forgot the fact that they don't crash, get corrupted for no d*** reason, give anyone crap about file formats, require batteries, run out of batteries, are shockproof, have a page seek time as fast as you can flip them, you can put bookmarks in them...
mikeloeven - July 17, 2013, 1:56 pm
because you can get a book and bring it anywhere without being restricted to choosing one e reader over another because of bull**** DRM technology is really not that good
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:03 am
So why do we still have them? Because we're sentimental; so we can go to the library and pay a visit to that exceptionally attractive librarian with glasses, and them pretend that we've never been to a library before :-D


Books -




DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...


TAGS: simpsons dental plan lisa needs braces lenny
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

airborne173 - March 7, 2009, 12:26 pm
My God you're an idiot! That's from an episode
Dental Plan... - February 11, 2009, 4:20 pm
That's not Lisa!!!


AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked


TAGS: america intelligence brains stupidity ignorance
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

SethMythrax - July 29, 2012, 6:47 am
Its a sad World we are living in now days.....
GaryO - July 28, 2012, 9:14 pm
Yeah, freedom to be stupid is rife here. Still the least worst…. by a huge margin.
RonE - July 28, 2012, 7:23 am
Don't forget the glorification from uneducated simple minded voters who cannot tell the politicians are playing them like a skin flute in a p***o.
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:21 pm
Not at all. America though glorifies it in Movies & Songs though.....
mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:45 pm
hehehe... would you be surprised if isn't the only place?


OF COURSE YOU CAN BRING YOUR SOCK MONKEY -


TAGS: military bravery
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - October 15, 2011, 1:32 am
Does that mean he never looks down when he's in the shower?
ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:18 am
Awww, H-E-double toothpicks, who would be scared of a little prick? Anyone? Anyone? Moooooooooooooooo?
Sean - October 14, 2011, 8:27 pm
Beautifully funny.
LuanMao - October 14, 2011, 7:52 pm
Nothing but truth


PHYSICS - It's like Math, if a year's worth of learning was shotgunned at your face. Every Class




CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am


TAGS: james kirk star trek parody abrams movie doris
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:12 am
If you're going to retcon, retcon well.
LogicDude - October 28, 2008, 8:57 am
Meh. I think it makes the old Star Trek bridge look out of place. Like the Enterprise (seen here) was in a wreck so they had to fly around in a hoopdie later on.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 3:18 am
I like it. It looks like the old trek made slightly more plausible.
2Hotty - October 28, 2008, 1:04 am
what have they done to the bridge?!?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 3:51 am
Yeah, that's actor Chris Pine, the new Kirk. Movie comes out next May. Zachary Quinto (Sylar on Heroes) plays Spock. I'm psyched, though cautiously so.
Jungie - October 23, 2008, 1:33 am
It's from JJ Abrams' prequel movie.
pro - October 22, 2008, 5:44 pm
Looks like it could be from "Star Wreck" (http://www.starwreck.com/).
Johnny - October 22, 2008, 5:17 pm
Was this a joke or are they really bringing back Star Trek?


TOM BRADY - They keep calling me a "PRETTY BOY".... Do YOU think I'm "PRETTY"?


TAGS: brady bieber rugby football nfl
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - May 16, 2012, 5:51 am
I know but it wasn't around then...
caveman - May 16, 2012, 1:46 am
Hey, this one and a couple others of yours would do good on sporting breakdown


ABRAHAM LINCOLN RIDING A BEAR WITH A MACHINE GUN - Your argument is invalid.


TAGS: abraham
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Togekiss



Brain Enema -


TAGS: brain enema poopy ideas
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - August 29, 2013, 8:27 am
SFB is terminal, but Dr. Bobb's diagnosis is that you don't have it. In fact you gave him another poster idea (just submitted). Thanks!
Greeny - August 28, 2013, 9:05 pm
LOL
MissPriss - August 28, 2013, 6:37 pm
5LOL...would it help with my SFB Syndrome (**** for brains)?


BRAVERY -


TAGS: bravery war troops sh**tyz
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:39 am
Top marks!


A SQUARED PLUS B SQUARED EQUALS C SQUARED -


TAGS: algebra zombies
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

Chrysophase2003 - March 27, 2012, 2:04 am
Dang, I'm rusty. Took me forever to work out. But what I want to know is who can *** skulls twice each on full auto?
jorgejs76 - March 22, 2012, 6:18 pm
aren´t they all ready dead?
mariand - March 21, 2012, 3:34 am
there are at least 16 missed bullets... the sure thing is that 40 bullets hit and kill the target... calculus is correct.
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 8:10 pm
wait a minute... if there are two mags@30 rounds ea - that makes 60. At a 70% accuracy rate, 42 were required to kill 20 Z's. So, if a zombie rounded 58 were actually used - what did the other 16 rounds hit? And wouldn't that change the actual spree time?
mariand - March 20, 2012, 5:29 pm
math is always challenging... for sharp minds


Terrorist Cowards -


TAGS: insane in the membrane
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

GaryO - October 24, 2014, 9:18 pm
BAM!
Reality Lord - October 24, 2014, 9:05 pm

yup


SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


GOD COULDN'T STOP IRON CHARIOTS - He's gonna shit himself when he sees this coming


TAGS: m1 abrams battle tank m1a1 m1a2
Rating: 2.48/5
Bort - August 24, 2009, 7:10 pm
Out run and outlive an M1? Good luck with that.
Also - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
A C2 will outrun and outlive an M1. Stuff created by a people that know a thing or two about war ftw.
rogueagent - June 18, 2009, 6:23 pm
I'd rather have a challenger 2, they can shoot straight, some great British engineering.
arabian sandgoogle - October 27, 2008, 12:44 am
m1a1 abrams?


CATS - They're not man's best friend for a reason.


TAGS: cats brains
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by MustyK

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 25, 2014, 2:35 pm
Looks an awful lot like the inside of my cat 's head. Lol


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.


TAGS: shelby cobra duct ***e zoomer
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by zoomer296

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:23 pm
Still... ... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
It has a scoop on top of another scoop?? (in a low pressure area??)
CloudchaserS - March 29, 2013, 10:52 am
At least it was a kit car instead of an original. I know because the originals had aluminum bodies


DON'T SHOOT!! - She's got a hostage!




IDEAS - The Bad Ones Can Be Oh-So-Deadly


TAGS: ideas lions zebras killed
Rating: 3.68/5
Grim R@per - September 2, 2010, 5:32 pm
not even mine... that was the booze talking, this was mine http://www.motifake.com/stunt-doubles-zebra-costume-lion-attack-demotivational-poster-87157.html
Grim R@per - September 2, 2010, 5:30 pm
One of my first posters. Sorry kids.
Cubbybear - August 23, 2010, 11:03 pm
The Bad Ones Can Be Oh-So-Deadly...Posters? Just kidding...really not too bad
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 10:48 pm
Register and log in to make posters. Please and thank you.
Kmonet - August 23, 2010, 10:21 pm
I didn't put my name in it and the title could have been better. Rookie.
Sean - August 23, 2010, 2:31 pm
Lion #1: "Good heavens, Reginald, is it just me, or does this zebra taste like chicken?"
Mr. Shiny - August 23, 2010, 2:43 am
I agree, this could have been a classic.
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:24 am
they should have left their name as well
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 10:53 pm
This picture was gold. Should've been in more resposible hands.


L I B R A R I A N S - Even Better Than Google and Wikipedia


TAGS: librarian library index catalogue
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by nottsnet

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:55 pm
Not going to ask the librarian where to find midget p***.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:58 pm
so true, at least real librarians can guess what you want better, and give suggestions for other things you acctually need


SOMETIMES LOVES SUCKS -


TAGS: rejection braindead finished over
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:31 am
Nice Point.
BoneCD - November 17, 2010, 8:45 am
I'm looking at all the comments on this and am surprised! Doesn't anybody see what's going on here...it's his first 3-way *rubs tears from eyes* such sweet memories. Makes you want to get out the scrapbook.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:58 pm
You Have No Idea..
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 7:35 pm
And thank you Spacedog. Gee, I didn't think the poster was that great. Apparently, the men of Motifake can really relate to psycho chicks, eh?
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nicely done Telli. 5L
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:46 pm
You tell me RL. I like to think that I'm the later... bahaaaaaa!
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:21 pm

and may i ask which one you are tellit? oh...5L solid
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 12:55 pm
A thousand thank you's.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 8:34 am
I Saw This Late, normally i would say something witty, but i have eaten way to much sweet sweet goat on this " the first day of eid" to think properly so have 5 holiday lions.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:33 am
tsk tsk
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:54 am
I'm actually really impressed about my numbers... Cheers.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:51 pm
I already gave a 5, so you won't drop as soon as you usually do.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the 5 L's!!! Now I'll wait until the L's go down.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm
Can't live with them, can't change your oil without them. Or hook up your DVD player, or loosen a pickle jar, or fall in a toilet....
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:49 pm
More exciting I suppose... men!
pzykosiz - November 15, 2010, 8:47 pm
i'm a psycho anyway, so i don't care. 5L's
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
I have to disagree. Psycho isn't psycho unless it has a bubbly side.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:43 pm
Oh, come on now boys, only during PMS for the strong willed women. Psycho chicks are 24/7.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
tomayto, tomahtoe
rerun - November 15, 2010, 8:11 pm

or telling the difference


LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!




RECYCLE FAIL -


TAGS: sportsbra
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by lauras

NickDahlmier - January 22, 2017, 5:17 am
Believe it or not, Calvin Klein first tried to market the idea... They also tried showing pics of half-n**** teens in their brand of clothing. Guess which got more negatives said about it?


BRADY-ING - Before Tebowing there was this...




GEEK-GIRL PINUPS - Shonan the Librarian: Delinquent borrowers will be fed to the dragon.




BRAVERY -


TAGS: hero patriotic bravery
Rating: 4.61/5

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Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 10:13 pm
Thank You. I was in the US Army 18 yrs and have worked as a contractor the past 10 for the military. I've seen this to many times to count but each time its as heart wrenching as the first.
Rick69 - August 29, 2012, 5:29 pm
I saw this for real once... Heart stopping experience... And also well-said caption, Greybeard... Well done...


AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...


TAGS: amy winehouse celebrating year sobriety
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

vilnius - July 24, 2012, 9:52 am
"Rehab" goes down in history as the most ironic song ever!


MALE BRAIN - Men score an average of 4 to 5 points higher then women on intelligence tests. That's got to sting.


TAGS: male brain superior to women s
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Lex

Derek - August 27, 2009, 6:53 pm
Raises suspicion about IQ tests "then"


DON'T LET THEM TAKE IT AWAY -


TAGS: november 11th remembrance day canada
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 8:54 pm
That is such a strong message of dedication...beautiful...would make an incredible poster with the right pic...thanks for commenting.
Nissta - November 12, 2012, 8:14 pm
A beautifully setting of these good words, all I need add is the Kohima Epi***h When You Go Home, Tell Them Of Us And Say, For Their Tomorrow, We Gave Our Today"
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:12 am
Fewer red poppies are worn. With each new generation the respect dwindles and the meaning of the day is forgotten. But never a Grey Cup or Super Bowl goes unnoticed. Very sad indeed.
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:10 am
Thank you mao. It's sad when people can't take a day to show respect to those that showed such courage to defend what we have today. In my province they are making it opt. for students to attend assemblies in school. Stores are now open.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2012, 7:54 am
Classic 5L .


INSANITY -


TAGS: insane in the brain
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - December 9, 2012, 8:26 am
thanks space... this is from my early days here on motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 9, 2012, 2:24 am
Especially when it disturbs the wrong people at the wrong time. 5
spacedog - September 9, 2011, 6:22 pm
Nice one.


KNOCK OFFS - Hellno Kitty!


TAGS: copied brand names
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 12, 2013, 12:24 am
Well thank you, glad it gave you a guffaw!
horkbijar - October 11, 2013, 6:05 pm
....BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA*gasp!* this is freakin awsome!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 11:25 pm
And thank you for the laugh.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 10:50 pm
Hear the ending is pretty much a copy of all the others...teehee. Thanks for the read kyronic.
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:52 pm
I kind of want to see that movie now... I have a feeling it'd be better than Superman Returns.


BRACES - GOING ABROAD FOR CHEAP DENTAL TREATMENT ISN'T ALWAYS A WISE CHOICE


TAGS: dental brace face
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by krazzeeman

TWOEDGE - September 30, 2011, 8:07 am
That’s defiantly krazzeeman
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 1:37 pm
Noo. That's a reverse c**kring!
EvilGod - September 13, 2010, 4:25 am
Braces / Bracelet. Fair jux***osition.
rerun - August 21, 2010, 8:34 pm

WTF?
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:46 pm
Nice one.


IT CAME UPON A MIDNIGHT CLEAR -


TAGS: nativity christmas holiday celebration congress
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 9:10 pm
Thank you. Happy holidays. :)
GaryO - December 16, 2012, 2:09 pm
Excellent
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 12:58 pm
Amen!


ISOLATION -


TAGS: fear bravery consequence reward trouble
Rating: 4.85/5

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5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 3:42 pm
Ahhhhh.... the lovely sound of aluminum crashing through the window, bouncing a few times, and BOOM (w/flash) followed by silence/blindness and confusion... one of the greatest highs! (forgot to mention being roughed up by masked men...LOL)


2 Girls No Cup -




BRAD & ANGELINA - Still collecting children like Pokemon.


TAGS: brad angelina pokemon
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Losifer2

falloutghoul - March 15, 2012, 6:28 pm
Heh, they gotta catch 'em all.


ZONKEY -


TAGS: zonkey donkey zebra lonely paternety test
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by steph1

agdaniele - March 6, 2011, 7:47 pm
Even zebras like a**.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 4:26 pm
We shall name her "Debra"


JUST WAIT A MINUTE! -


TAGS: brains drivethru zombies
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by sickartist

LexaScarlett - December 2, 2012, 11:26 pm
Ooh, donuts!
TheGrayFox - May 25, 2010, 10:29 am
oh **** they can drive? we're screwed!
Kamui - January 6, 2010, 5:23 am
****. If they can drive now, we're in trouble.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 20, 2009, 11:38 pm
HHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA


COMPROMISE - When we split, we compromised. She got to keep the car. I kept the brakes.




US ARMY - "For thou hast been a shelter for me, and a strong tower from the enemy" Psalm 61:3




BRAWNDO - It has what plants crave.


TAGS: brawndo plants idiocracy
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Lex

Derek - August 13, 2009, 6:07 pm
Ahhh a great movie - if only it hadn't such disturbing prescience.


"IT COULD BE WORSE" . . . - I WAS REPLACED BY A BATTERY OPERATED DEVISE! "PLEASE HELP"!


TAGS: cgi vib***** unemployed sign battery
Rating: 4.76/5

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marms - July 17, 2012, 6:49 pm
Yes, I mess up. Thanks
Iconoclast - July 17, 2012, 6:43 pm
Good, but I think you meant "device" - one letter difference really changes the meaning.


REMEMBRANCE DAY -


TAGS: remembrance day poppies
Rating: 4.37/5

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spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:04 pm
5
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 11:52 am
It was me... Jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2010, 11:29 am
thanks everyone! It saddens me that someone would vote down a Remembrance day poster...Maybe I have an enemy.
GySgt1811 - November 12, 2010, 10:59 am
5 poppies, lest we forget.
Airman - November 12, 2010, 10:45 am
nice one moooooooo
Faceplant31 - November 12, 2010, 10:09 am
NP moooooooooooo i know the whole having no thumbs issue really makes it hard for you to get all to creative with posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 11, 2010, 10:40 pm
In the interest of using the Tag option correctly, I'm gonna thank Faceplant for his help on this poster here in the comment section. Thanks Face!
CpnKangaroo - November 11, 2010, 10:16 pm
this was just used on jeopardy today
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:54 pm
Faultless Mooooooooooooooooooo, well done. 5


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


18 Inches -




REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom




BRAVERY -




PURPLE HAZE - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...


TAGS: purple haze all in brain
Rating: 4.2/5

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Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 2:21 am
Don't feel bad, before he joined the 27 club, Jimi himself probably didn't even know what it meant.
mariand - August 26, 2011, 1:30 am
cool... can I delete the first comment? lol
Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
And Robert Plant sang about squeezing his lemon until the juice runs down his leg...
Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:36 pm
LMAO, dude it is a reference from the era if Jimi Hendrix,black light posters, copious amounts acid etc, The 70's were the good old days. **** I would go back in a heartbeat...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:24 pm
...then, I think you need to 5ee a doctor


ABRAHAM LINCOLN - Does not approve of your shenanigans




SPOILT -


TAGS: fat cat tax bracket
Rating: 4.82/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 3:59 pm
I can't even find the cans! :-( The pride (of five) are on their way!
marlygirl - April 24, 2011, 3:28 pm
Love it 5L
Sean - April 24, 2011, 12:55 pm
All my cats know how to operate a can opener. I just wish they would let this can opener sleep in a little later once in a while. Sheesh.


SO TELL ME -


TAGS: old 60s infomercial not a real brand
Rating: 4.71/5

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Faradio - January 2, 2012, 3:24 pm
Guys, not every question is made to be answered. Specially those in posters. :)
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 5:03 am
Quality is important up to a point. I don't need the worlds greatest spoon, I need a spoon that will hold food. I can stay at the Burj Al Arab in Dubai and pay 28k a nite or the Holiday Inn and afford it without taking out a loan.
CloudchaserS - December 20, 2011, 12:14 am
It's because we have an economy structured in a way that companies are forced to compete on who can make the most profit instead of who can make the highest quality product.


ONE CHANCE -


TAGS: brave army pull the trigger
Rating: 4.63/5

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Zetmonk - February 22, 2012, 9:38 am
Just saw this a second time today, and I like it even more.


RELIGION -




INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY -


TAGS: time to celebrate
Rating: 4.48/5

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mariand - March 8, 2012, 5:15 pm
hehe... shoot to kill.... I guess, some women will take this as a low hit...


BRAAAAII-EH?!? - Monkey bread always fakes out zombies.




The Human Bot Fly -


TAGS: bot fly brain
Rating: 2.07/5

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... - November 9, 2008, 11:00 am
JFK's brain.... it's delicious!


BARONESS -


TAGS: h** nerd girl cobra shirt
Rating: 4.19/5

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MashiMashi - November 28, 2011, 6:40 pm
No she looks the same....loose or loosen the bras honey


AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.




WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton


TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.43/5

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Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 10:12 pm
One of the many, many reasons my father, a US Army General, and I absolutely LOVE General Patton. He was the BEST!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:40 am
Someone please get a hold of some Patton DNA and clone that ****. Clone the hell out of that ****. Make a godd*** army. Jango Fett style. Please?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:59 pm
Hector, that happens the moment politicians get involved with war.
Hector - June 16, 2009, 11:26 am
War truth #1. "The first casualty of war is the truth."
Mauser98k - March 22, 2009, 6:06 pm
Patton. Was. GOD.


BRAIN: THE MORE YOU USE IT, THE EMPTIER YOUR LIFE WILL BECOME -


TAGS: brain
Rating: 3.83/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 3:13 pm
I Agree with Forseti, 5 gods to you
forseti - April 15, 2011, 4:30 am
awesome! 5 gods


TRASH METAL - This is TRASH METAL not THRASH METAL.


TAGS: mau metal aloan kill brazilian problematic guys
Rating: 3.13/5

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That sucked - August 30, 2009, 7:17 pm
Epic pun failure FTL.
ramon - June 10, 2009, 11:05 am
???


Zombie Cat -




MIGRAINE -


TAGS: my eyes are melting and my brain is pouring out my ears
Rating: 3.22/5

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BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Wild, eH!!!
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:13 pm
Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Dylan gave me a near-life experience.
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:11 pm
Wow, this thing pulses with the percussion section no matter what song is playing.
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:41 pm
Can't not stare......so purdy...
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:37 pm
*hands Mo a foil hat* Dammit I told you not to stare!!! My screen is shakin' again!
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:33 pm
I knew it! First they go after our women.....frickin pure evil!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
And you know Mo this is another Canadian Tire mind control trick!!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:54 pm
*psst* ummm, are ya done yet. And guess what, I'm drinkin' a PBR! Man this is too weird!!! *checks to see in the mirror if his neck is turning red*
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:50 pm
FOR CHRIST SAKE BONE!!! Don't be sayin it so loud!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:39 pm
Stop shaken' the screen...I'm just sayin'
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:36 pm
Sign me up!! I've re-done 3rd grade...like 5 times, but I seem to not be able to shake my conjunctivitis....
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:32 pm
you know Mo there is a one handed typing class
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:28 pm
Oh, and your poster distracteded me from spelling brite....right! Or is that write? Wait! THUMP, THUMP...THUMP, THUMP.....
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:22 pm
Bone! Tunnel =1!! You know this ....man! (this tunnel gets 5 light brights though!!)
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
You go Mo!!!
MO - June 23, 2009, 5:29 pm
All I see are ***bIES!!!


SMUG -


TAGS: seal brakes bacon
Rating: 4.79/5

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RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:54 am
I've GOT to use this one!
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:04 pm
Wonderful! 5L
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:26 pm

love it! great pic, great caption....5 smug L's
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:15 pm
I member smug day as well 83608. Wasnt my best effort but hey it makes nice padding.
GreyScorpion - August 11, 2010, 7:13 pm
oh, and 5L
GreyScorpion - August 11, 2010, 7:12 pm
I remember "SMUG" day..83622


DARE TO BE DIFFERENT - Find Your Own Path And Screw The Conformity Of the Crowd


TAGS: dare zebra path follow direction
Rating: 4.45/5

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rerun - June 9, 2012, 6:03 pm

post to motitwist
Lavinator - June 9, 2012, 5:46 pm
Point taken in the a**...
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:03 pm
That's much too motivational to be demotivational.


LIFESAVER -




TORQUE -


TAGS: mustang torque gt cobra snakebite
Rating: 3.12/5

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Faceplant31 - March 10, 2010, 6:31 pm
Another owned moment brought to you by CANADA!
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 6:19 pm
check out this one.....http://img.ph**obucket.com/albums/v357/hinshu/honda-torque.jpg


WHY IS IT A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ? - Well, it's like this Big O. Chicks dig Pirates and Dudes love Ninjas. The choice really was a no-brainer.




TIME LINCOLN - No one will catch Time Lincoln!


TAGS: time lincoln abe abraham athf aqua teen hunger force adult swim
Rating: 2.53/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2009, 2:40 pm
Must be a Girl Genius fan with that "spark" costume.


IT'S HARD TO TELL - whether or not these people are celebrating or rioting.


TAGS: riot muslim pistol gun violence islam celebration
Rating: 2.41/5

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Spangle - October 13, 2009, 5:18 pm
Iraq, that is it.
knowitall - August 5, 2009, 5:36 pm
those look like France's colors on the flag, maybe they're surrenduring?
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:15 am
spell check and basic grammar guidelines.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:14 am
Do you honestly believe Saddam never had WMDs? We know he did since he used them on Iran and his own people. The question is what did he do with them while the UN was f***ing off and not holding him accountable for his crimes. Also, you might want to use
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:11 pm
hey mark we will never know where the aleged weapons of mass distruction are. Im in iraq now and I dont see any. may be they're up bushes a** right next to your head.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 12:38 pm
What's the matter AK? Does the truth hurt? We'll never know exactly how much money BHO got from the middle East via the internet. So now you can go piss off.
Purity - April 1, 2009, 1:23 am
When I see something like this, I always have to wonder why in the US when a lot of us have guns, why we don't take them to our rallies? Teach them to try and put us down with tear gas and ****. f***ing government lapdogs should stand up for us citizens.
Arrogant Knight - January 14, 2009, 10:14 am
Piss off, Mark.
Mark - January 14, 2009, 10:08 am
It's Novemeber 4, 2008 and they're celebrating their victory in electing a Muslim Socialist to the Presidency of the United States.
Fatty - December 18, 2008, 4:15 pm
They are celebrating a good job on the riot they just had


BRAKES... - ... are not decorations.




I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. - You told the defense to move so he'd fall in the end-zone. Cool story, Bro.




MEN IN KILTS - Will kick your ass.


TAGS: kilt braveheart mel gibson
Rating: 3.46/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 25, 2012, 7:39 pm
The Scots didn't wear kilts at Wallace's time, nor did they have clan tartans, and at the Battle of Stirling Bridge, there was a f***in' BRIDGE!


COMMON SENSE - This guy has none.


TAGS: sense brains intelligence stupid dumb
Rating: 2.71/5

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RetiredUSNChief - April 20, 2011, 11:51 pm
COOL! A comment about me not having balls of steel, from a person who created an account just to post this one comment and nothing else. Duly noted! :):)
pooya - February 8, 2011, 3:46 am
yeah but he has balls of steel which you have none....
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 8:06 am
I do not think it means what you think it means.


KEEP AN OPEN MIND - But not so open that your brain falls out...




TEACHERS - They Know Stuff Better Than You Do


TAGS: teacher school brainwash
Rating: 3.93/5

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calvin5040 - April 10, 2010, 2:15 am
This is why their should not be a 10year
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:56 am

Sounds like Alex is a future leader, not willing to accept things blindly just because somebody in "authority" said it was so.
redhdsrbst - February 28, 2010, 11:50 am
Momma always told me "Stupid is as stupid does."
calvin5040 - February 7, 2010, 3:02 pm
And people wonder why the want to get rid of "10 YEAR"
WTFO - September 11, 2009, 12:13 am
Well put, me4891.
me4891 - September 10, 2009, 3:28 pm
Sounds like Obama on health care and budget
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 8:39 pm
While I may agree with your principles Liam, your method is juvenile and ineffective. When you grow up and can form a proper argument please return. Till then stick to the Disney sites.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 8:30 pm
I take it this happened in Kansas "Accept my curriculum as correct" blahdeblah no evolution god made earth in 7 days, let there be light creationism jesus jesus jesus god made gravity
BriaHere - June 14, 2009, 11:06 am
Dumbass teacher should be fired. Telling them to follow what he says when it's wrong. So he can just sit there and teach kids crap. I hope he loses his job.
Johnny - October 29, 2008, 7:23 pm
What I can't believe is that the rest of this poor kids class are sheep.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 12:09 pm
Because everyone knows the metric system is a LIE!


HISTORY - Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. -Lincoln-




SOME BUSINESSES - have fringe-benefits, others have Minge-Benefits !!




THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - They often have many tastes. I like them best with vanilla frosting!


TAGS: brains cupcakes voices zombies
Rating: 3.52/5

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BuZZbomb - October 22, 2009, 3:54 pm
Thanks for the compliment, Ag!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:40 pm
110% awesome, Buzz!


ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds


TAGS: zombies chicks women brains minds pancakes
Rating: 2.71/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 2, 2008, 5:30 pm
I HATE tunnels, but I still love this Moti. Well done!


BLUE BEETLE & BOOSTER GOLD - Greatest duo in comics!




I N S A N I T Y -


TAGS: bugs daffy bradbury
Rating: 4.91/5

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BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:09 pm
It's not "He doesn't have to shoot YOU now," it's "He doesn't have to shoot ME now." Well I say he does have to shoot me now! SO SHOOT ME NOW!!
Reality Lord - August 6, 2013, 9:49 pm

Duck season!
Cannabal - August 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
Wabbit season!


I SEARCHED MY SOUL - for reasons to live, any excuse to stop me taking my .45 and kissing oblivion. I could think of only one... I really should take that library book back first.


TAGS: despair suicide 45 library book
Rating: 4.63/5

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pickleviper - July 5, 2012, 7:04 pm
A gunsh** in a library? Just imagine how many people would turn around and say, 'Sssshhhhhhh.'
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:24 pm
Very responsible. I approve! Just don't shoot yourself in the library after you've returned the book. You might get gore on other books.
pickleviper - July 5, 2012, 8:17 am
Some things are cliches for a reason. :)
GaryO - July 5, 2012, 8:15 am
Saw it comin’, but still couldn’t hold back a chuckle. Nice one PV, very nice….5L of course


FORBIDDEN LOVE - It was never meant to be


TAGS: love lion zebra
Rating: 3.92/5

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CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:27 am
thank for the votes
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 12:50 am
Well done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Oh, Canada!. You've come a long way man. 5 lions.
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 3:39 pm
Interracial? Interspecies? I'm so confused...but not as confused as their offspring are gonna be! 5 Zeblions!
Fatt Matt - July 29, 2009, 3:30 pm
Great pic, great cap. +5 to you Canada!
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 3:17 pm
But, but...then there was the sammich thing, and she was gone


THE BRAVEST - Those Who Have The Clearest Vision of What is Before Them, Glory And Danger Alike, Yet Goes Out To Meet It Anyway ...


TAGS: bravest bravery glory danger cyclist
Rating: 3.79/5

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Bolverk37782 - May 16, 2012, 9:14 am
Know as 'Casualties' by the Mountain Rescue Teams in my neck of the woods. And bloody stupid by every local.
pratham - January 10, 2012, 3:02 am
They strike me more as a Adrenaline junkies.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 4:45 pm
That's only until nature reminds you again who's the boss... usually in a painful way !
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:21 pm
When Your Young, You Don't Think You Can Die !
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 8:57 pm
There is a very fine line between bravery and stupidity and, to me, they are some of the least intelligent humans on Earth. But I'm not in his shoes on a bike over-looking sheer death... So he has to be a little brave !
Iconoclast - January 8, 2012, 8:39 pm
Are they the "Bravest" or just the "Dumbest?"


FREEDOM!! -




THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT THRU CHRISTMAS -




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